These Are Literally The Most Literal Movie Posters We’ve Seen Today

在e strictest sense.

ByBecky Chambers Jul 5th, 2014, 1:00 pm

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} .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-direction-rtl .jcarousel-prev-horizontal { left: auto; right: 5px; background-image: url(next-horizontal.png); } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-horizontal:hover, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-horizontal:focus { background-position: -32px 0; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-horizontal:active { background-position: -64px 0; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-disabled-horizontal, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-disabled-horizontal:hover, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-disabled-horizontal:focus, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-disabled-horizontal:active { cursor: default; background-position: -96px 0; } /** * Vertical Buttons */ .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-vertical { position: absolute; bottom: 5px; left: 43px; width: 32px; height: 32px; cursor: pointer; background: transparent url(next-vertical.png) no-repeat 0 0; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-vertical:hover, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-vertical:focus { background-position: 0 -32px; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-vertical:active { background-position: 0 -64px; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-disabled-vertical, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-disabled-vertical:hover, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-disabled-vertical:focus, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-next-disabled-vertical:active { cursor: default; background-position: 0 -96px; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-vertical { position: absolute; top: 5px; left: 43px; width: 32px; height: 32px; cursor: pointer; background: transparent url(prev-vertical.png) no-repeat 0 0; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-vertical:hover, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-vertical:focus { background-position: 0 -32px; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-vertical:active { background-position: 0 -64px; } .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-disabled-vertical, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-disabled-vertical:hover, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-disabled-vertical:focus, .jcarousel-skin-tango .jcarousel-prev-disabled-vertical:active { cursor: default; 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visibility:hidden; } .am-ngg-thumb:hover, .am-ngg-thumb:focus, .am-ngg-thumb:active { border:1px solid #1e5978 !important; cursor: hand !important; cursor: pointer !important; box-shadow: 2px 2px 5px #333 !important; } .am-ngg-highlight { border:1px solid #9CA2AB !important; box-shadow: 2px 2px 5px #333 !important; } #am-ngg-js-warning { display:block; padding-left:10px; padding-right:10px; padding-bottom:10px; background-color:#fcc; border-style:solid; border-color:#f00; border-width:4px; margin:5px;" } #am-ngg-caption { text-align:left; font-size:16px; color:#000; padding-top:6px; display:inline-block; } #am-ngg-caption a{ color:#263676; } #am-ngg-caption a:hover, #am-ngg-caption a:active, #am-ngg-caption a:focus { color: #000; } #am-ngg-nav-prev { color:#fff; position:absolute; left:0px; top:0px; display:block; padding:3px; width:75px; height:100%; z-index:1; text-transform:capitalize; text-shadow: #0F0D0D 1px 1px 2px; } #am-ngg-nav-prev:hover, #am-ngg-nav-prev:focus { cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; } #am-ngg-nav-prev:active { cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; } #am-ngg-nav-next { color:#fff; position:absolute; left:475px; top:0px; display:block; padding:3px; width:75px; height:100%; z-index:1; text-transform:capitalize; text-shadow: #0F0D0D 1px 1px 2px; } #am-ngg-nav-next:hover, #am-ngg-nav-next:focus { cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; } #am-ngg-nav-next:active { cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; } #am-ngg-nav-next:active .am-ngg-next-gradient{ margin-left:-7px; margin-top:2px; box-shadow:none; } #am-ngg-nav-next:active .am-ngg-next-text{ text-decoration:underline; margin-left:-7px; margin-top:5px; } #am-ngg-nav-prev:active .am-ngg-prev-gradient{ margin-left:-1px; margin-top:2px; box-shadow:none; } #am-ngg-nav-prev:active .am-ngg-prev-text{ text-decoration:underline; margin-left:0px; margin-top:5px; } #am-ngg-nav-prev:hover .am-ngg-prev-text, #am-ngg-nav-prev:focus .am-ngg-prev-text{ text-decoration:underline; } #am-ngg-nav-next:hover .am-ngg-next-text, #am-ngg-nav-next:focus .am-ngg-next-text{ text-decoration:underline; 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Life of Pi

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I have a liking for literal humor, so these clever movie posters byDanish Ahmedtickled my funny bone (figuratively). To be honest, I kind of want to see his version ofThe Wolf of Wall Street. It’s got potential.

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