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How Do You Go to the Bathroom and Other Questions About This Microsoft Xbox Onesie
By
Jessica Lachenal
Aug 23rd
Here’s the
Emoji Movie
Pitch, Just in Case You Forgot It Was a Thing
By
Jessica Lachenal
Apr 13th
公司决定市场交易nslator Gadget By Having Skeezy Dude Try to Kiss Girls
By
Jessica Lachenal
Jan 6th
Groupon Has a Sale on Clip-on Man Buns Because This Is the Internet, Dammit
By
Jessica Lachenal
Nov 10th
Total No-Maj Blames Dumbledore for America’s Downfall, Makes Plans to Go Sit in Some Manure
By
Carolyn Cox
Nov 10th
Brewdog Develops “World’s First Transgender Beer,” Completely Missing the Point of Everything Forever
By
Jessica Lachenal
Nov 4th
Morbidly Curious Humans Cut Open a Sphero BB-8 for Science
By
Jessica Lachenal
Sep 8th
The Last Airbender
(AKA Satan’s Own Movie) Newbie Recap
By
Rebecca Pahle
May 7th
Hello Kitty Star Wars: Why.
By
Robert Quigley
Feb 11th